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Thursday, August 03, 2006

Geez, whose butt does Dr. Jerry Punch kiss now?

Sarah Fisher is going to drive a car for Dreyer & Reinbold at Kentucky Speedway next week.  IRL telecasts are unwatchable with only one woman in a car, but two?  Good Lord, Punch will rip himself in half running back and forth between them.  Penis-enabled drivers will be lucky to rate so much as a mention. 

The only way this race could even be remotely watchable will be if Fisher spins out Patrick on the first lap and there’s a hair-pulling catfight in the pits. 

written by Jeff in • Motorsports
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