Welcome to The Hoosier Illuminati. Macintosh bigot, clothes horse, motorsports fanatic (as long as they turn right), Anglophile.
Clothes and manners do not make the man; but when he is made, they greatly improve his appearance.
--Henry Ward Beecher
Geez, whose butt does Dr. Jerry Punch kiss now?
Sarah Fisher is going to drive a car for Dreyer & Reinbold at Kentucky Speedway next week. IRL telecasts are unwatchable with only one woman in a car, but two? Good Lord, Punch will rip himself in half running back and forth between them. Penis-enabled drivers will be lucky to rate so much as a mention.
The only way this race could even be remotely watchable will be if Fisher spins out Patrick on the first lap and there’s a hair-pulling catfight in the pits.
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