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Monday, February 09, 2009

Oh, this can’t possibly end well.

Yes, your greatest / worst dream has come to fruition: Steve Wozniak will be featured on the next season of Dancing With the Stars. There’s not much we can tell you right now about his upcoming moves, though we will be watching with bated breath, quietly hoping for a double Lindy, the Sugarfoot, and Denise Richards being dipped on a Segway.

The Woz needs something to do to get him out of attention whore mode.  First Cathy Griffin, now… this. 

Seriously Woz, have you NO remaining dignity? 

written by Jeff in
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Er.  No.  No, he doesn’t.

But that doesn’t make Dancing With The Stars bad.

Nathan  on  02/09  at  08:34 PM

Certainly not.

Hundreds of things, possibly thousands, make Dancing With The Stars bad.

Jeff  on  02/10  at  09:58 AM

Check Woz’s lecture at MIT on “How I invented the personal computer”.  See that lectuer, and you understand instantly that the Woz you see on Dancing with the Stars...is the real Woz!

MONIKERwear.com  on  03/30  at  10:34 AM
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