Welcome to The Hoosier Illuminati. Macintosh bigot, clothes horse, motorsports fanatic (as long as they turn right), Anglophile.

Clothes and manners do not make the man; but when he is made, they greatly improve his appearance. --Henry Ward Beecher

This spider thing…

I’m telling you, the little bastards are taking over.

Brown recluse spiders won’t shut down Killbuck Elementary School, despite their poisonous reputation.

Classes are continuing as normal at the 332-pupil school in rural Anderson three weeks after officials first found the spiders in the building. More spiders were found Wednesday.

“She was taking out some books,” Lowe said. “She did say she’d been bitten, but she didn’t see what bit her.”

I call for a jihad.